AUTOMATIC DISRESPECT

The league superlatives

Every title is earned by a transparent, deeply unserious formula.

01

Waiver King

Fiirefly

I Chase Brown kids

1125.98 starter ptsMost starter points from successful waiver claims.
02

FAAB Arsonist

graysoncraw

Treveyon My Wayward Son

$299Most FAAB committed to successful claims.
03

Trade Addict

graysoncraw

Treveyon My Wayward Son

15 tradesMost appearances on completed trade receipts.
04

Heartbreak Leader

MrZelinsk

Nix-elodian

3855.82 ptsMost total points scored in losses.
05

Nail-Biter King

TheImporter

Dak Attack

5 close winsMost wins by five points or fewer; ties break by smallest average winning margin.
06

The Streaker

TheImporter

Dak Attack

10 straightLongest winning streak in the archive.
07

Scoreboard Bully

TheImporter

Dak Attack

9 weekly highsMost league-high scores across completed weeks; ties count for every weekly leader.
08

Giant Killer

BFowler20

Arkansas Dangermen

3 upsetsWins over opponents rated at least 75 Elo higher.